Sunday, December 16, 2007
{ 3:32 PM }
Hello!!!
Haha, nowadays only blog once a week.
Lovelle called the other day and complained that she was living a pig's lifestyle since she's not working yet.
Actually let me tell you was pig's lifestyle.
It's my kind of lifestyle. I work till 8pm, eat dinner at 9:40pm den slp by 11pm.
Food haven even digest yet. Den all sink to my butt cuz i sit in the office the whole day...
But honestly, im starting to enjoy working.
I noe this weird bcuz i started off hating this job very much.
But now i love this job cuz it brings me a sense of satisfaction!
Unlike office clerk whereby you are being treated like an office maid, doing repetitive work everyday, i feel very satisfied everytime i get sales closed.
It's the feeling whereby you finally 'tricked' the customer into buying your service..
Haha!
Anyway, i realised nowadays i have very little time to read.. Erm, and exercise.. Actually, i start to miss my studying days.
Last time whole day at home study, den spend so much time in my room.. Now den i realised it's smt very precious. Time for solitude.
Now dun say do yoga lor, eat also feel sleepy.. So tiring..
So today! My only day off for the week. I've decided to lie to my dad so that i dun have to meet him. So i can spend some time alone.
Yes, and i went to the library to borrow lots of books!!!
Hehe, there's this book that i wanna recommend cuz it's blardy funny!
It's so self-deceiving!!!
Ok, let me tell you some of the content inside the book and u'll understand its my kind of jokes lor..
1) REASONS A GUY DOESN'T CALL AFTER YOU'VE GIVEN HIM YOU NUMBER- He lost it
-His dog ate it
-He washed his jeans with it.
-He's scared because the chemistry between you was so intense.
-His phone was broken.
-Your phone was broken.
-He's injured in an accident.
-He's been killed.
-He's incredibly busy at work and doesn't want to call until he can give you his FULL attention.
2)HOW TO GET A CO-WORKER FIRED SO YOU CAN DATE HIM-Steal office supplies and put them in his drawer. Call in anonymous tip.
-Buy drugs and plant them on his desk. Call in anonymous tip.
-Write perverted emails. Send them from ur co-worker's computer.
-Tape record him. Edit the tape to make obscene messages ans send them to your boss.
-Drug your co-worker's coffee. Wait till he passes out. Report to boss that he's sleeping on the job.
-Drug your co-worker's coffee. Wait till he passes out. Undress him and leave him in ur boss's office naked.
3) Q: This guy at work turned me down several times to a date because he said that im overweight. I weigh 430pounds. I think he's actually interested in me but doesn't want to be seen with a chubby girl. Or he's letting his frens influence him. Wad shld i do?A: The fact that he told you ur too heavy means that he's willing to enter into honest and open meaningful dialogue with you, smt lacking in many relationship. It's also clear that he's checking you out. And by adding that comment, he's even willing to risk a sexual harassment suit. Sounds like true love to me! So dun let his frens decided where the relationship is going. You're bigger than them!4) Q: My boyfriend travels alot but doesn't call even call me from the road. Shld i read anything into this?A: Absolutely! You shld read into it that some states have very poor cell phone reception. And in some places (Amish country, for example) have no phone at all! And even if there are phones in the hotel, their long-distance charges are astronomical. He's obviously trying to save oney to spend it on the two of you. Maybe he's saving for a RING!5) WHAT THESE LINES ACTUALLY MEANT..- "Please stop calling me" means
"i want to see you in person."-"Leave me alone" means
"I want you to be surprised when you see the gift i got for you"-"I never want to see you again" means
"until the ceremony, or it's bad luck"-"I'm seeing someone" means
"I'm seeing a therapist cause im crazy in love with you"- Stop following me" means
"I want you by my side"-"Im calling the police" means
"to arrest you cause you stole my heart"- "I can't breathe" means
"You took my breathe away""Stop telling everyone im your boyfriend" means
"Start telling them im your husband!"I swear the book's damn lame! It's like a book specially for crystal! Oops! I dun mean anything!
hahahahaha!
K la, but my dear frens who are not working shld really go read this book cuz its super funny.
Anyway, I saw this title in one of the books im reading..
I only remember that i cannot buy broccoli from the yong tau foo stall at food republic cuz it's 70 cents for one thin, flowerless stalk of it!
Haha, shiyun they all will anderstand this joke..
Hahaha!
Anyway, check this person out!
http://profiles.friendster.com/user.php?uid=7952928
Not bad rite.. The butch( izzit how it's spelled) working in my office.
