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Monday, September 8, 2008 { 10:52 PM }

Ties can be reconstituted, patched up or cut.

The cut is made with more or less generosity and warmth or hostility and anger-always with pain.

A litty clarity and a touch of maturity must show if something- and what- can still be conquered as a pair.

'If you love someone, leave him free.'


I was reading some stupid book i bought today.
And it's making my small brain hurt from all the reflections.

Anyway, this is what Eddy (click here for blog) wrote on his blog, which i think is rather meaningful.
Ok, it's in chinese. So if reading chinese hurts your small brain, don't bother.

Ok, very meaningful. Totally explains my situation.
But i doubt many of you can understand...
(So when in doubt, refer to pink english words at the beginning of the entry. It means the same, in short)
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Anyway. i swear im a computer idiot!

I tried to activate adobe photoshop and mircrosoft office till my face turn green.

They asked, "Activate via internet or phone"

And i tried internet and it failed.
So naturally i chose to activate via phone.

And guess what, to talk to a customer service officer at 12.05 am, i need to be put on the line for 19 mins and 32 seconds ?(for adobe)!

And fk it! Cuz i swear all the call centres officers are from india!

It's fking irritating b/c they sound so rude and they can't help for nuts.

For adobe, the conversation went like this:

Adobe: Hi ma'am, thris is adobe. Thrank you for calling. Now, pls tell me your service id.

Amy: Er, hi. What service id? Where do i get it. (Staring at the page damn hard cuz it has every id except service id)

Adobe: Ma'am, serivce id is an id whereby we insert into our system and load customer's information out. And only from there we can assist you.

Amy: (Oh wow, i need to know that because _______?)
Uh-huh. But I don't have a service id. Im calling to activate to become your customer.

Adobe: Sro sorry ma'am, you need to have a service id. So now you need to create a service id before calling us again, ma'am.

Amy: HUH! Okayy.. So how do i create a service id?

Adobe: Via email, ma'am.

Amy: Like how?
Adobe: Wad's your residential address, ma'am?

Amy: (NO LINK!) Err, i spell it for you? In country name? Bangkok,united,.................

Adobe: (Very long pause.) Sorry, what's that, m'am? (In indian tone?)

Amy: My address.

Adobe: No, ma'am, i don't want countries. I want your address ma'am.

Amy: (Fuming inside out) Repeat in alphabetical terms. Repeat and repeat.

Adobe: Ma'am, is this in Africa?

Amy: HUH!!!!!!!!! NO!!!

Adobe: Ma'am, where are you from?

Amy: Singapore
Adobe: Where's that, ma'am?

Amy: (Fking pissed) NEAR INDIA!

Adobe: Ma'am, you can't call this number.

Amy: But they said that THIS was the number i can call for Singapore users.

Adobe: Sorry ma'am, there's a mistake ma'am.

Amy: Omg, OK. Tell me the number i shld call.

Adobe: WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. (impatient ah neh tone again).

Amy waited for another 8mins before the guy from adobe said " Ma'am, i don't have a number for Singapore, ma'am. Have a nice day, ma'am."

OMG, FUCK it! Im so pissed off.
Oh gosh, this is driving me crazy.

Ok, this sucks. I need a guy to fix this for me.
Piss me off big times.

Instead of studying for my Stats test tomorrow, here i am talking to two indians (one more from mircosoft), who can't help at all!
The microsoft one was even worse. So bad that i don't even wanna type it out.
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Anyway. I went for tuition just now.
My tuitee was super tired. So was i.
Den i asked him what did he do in school to get himself so tired..
He told me he needed to stay back to run.

So i was like " ORH, You're in TAF Club HUH?!"
Ah boy said " Aiyo, now no TAF club already.
Now very hip de. It's called IPOD Club"

Then i was like, " IPOD Club? What's that? The person who can lose the most weight gets an ipod?"

Ah boy said " No la. IPOD Club stands for 'I Prevent Obesity Diligently Club'."

Omg, this is so malu can! Hahaha, it was damn funny. I can't stop laughing at my pri 5 boy.
Then he complained that he always get very hungry after IPOD Club.
Cuz the only food given to them is VEGE.
And he was like " They think they are turning us from bears to rabbits!"



Hahaha, i swear this ah boy has a great sense of humour.
Definitely smarter than any other pri 5 kid.

And it's the genes. I mean, these two brothers look so similar. Won't get lost in shopping centres, seriously..


Oh well, ok. Now i shld just go and study. As for my laptop, im going to wait from some saviour to help me with it.

Meanwhile, just help by praying that i don't screw up my stats test tomorrow.

Anyway, RETAIL THERAPY mends the soul but hurts the pocket!

I've decided not to work for the entire September.

It's the recovery month.

And I've bought tons of face masks, body scrubs and err.. Cereal bars..

Yah, i went to NTUC and bought $20 worth of cereals.
3 whole boxes of NATURE VALLEY. (My fav)


Then when i went home, my mum gave me another $50. She was like " Buy anything that makes you happy. ONLY for this month hor!"

Hehe, i din't know i have such privileges. X)

And mummy asked " Are you dating a canoeist?"
(Ok, she said " MUSCLE BIG BIG, ROW BOAT ONE...")

And i was like " NO. All men shld die!"

Cuz mummy says the last time i bought so much cereals, went for morning runs and gym all day was when i was dating sportsmen.

Sheesh, even if i were to ever diet, it will be for ME, not anyone else. OK?!
Like seriously, all men shld die.

Cross reference to case study:
Today, this guy from starhub, who is also in my lecture in SIM, came and talk to me after lesson.
In front of his friends, he talked to me as though we are damn good friends..
Just because i dressed up and looked more human today..
But on days where i wore t shirt and shorts and look crazy, he doesn't even acknowledge my presence.
He was like" Wanna join me and friends for lunch. Just now i saw you, you never say hi to me.."(smile smile smile)

And i was like " Oh, why shld i. HAHA!
Nope, i have a lesson after this. Anyway, ya... See u in starhub soon."
Then, i walked away.

Look, why bother talking to such superficial hypocrites?
It doesn't hurt if i am not friends with you.
And it doesn't benefit me if i ever did talk to you.

See, this totally prove that men shld just die, doesn't it?

OH, ANYWAY, huiqin, you shld stop swimming under the sun!
I can hardly see you.
And yep, she's also another fan of cereal granola bars.. Haha, supporters of Nature Valley! (=



And huiqin says if i continue reading such books, i can even take an exam for it. And if i were to take one more module this year, it would definitely be "PBM"
PBM- Principles of Breakups and MEN.


HAH, not funny.
Ok, im going to sleep now. I shall not use comp till wed/ thurs.
Practice self discipline.
BYE!